Dear stupid malfunctioning Roy Texaco gas pump,
I just wanted to say thank you for spewing your lovely perfume all over me this morning. It was the perfect accent to the brand new outfit I was saving for my two meetings with study sponsors from out of town today. I love how the fragrance doesn't wear off my skin, even when I scrub it with apple scented soap.
Please don't be offended if I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN--it's just that I have a feeling I'll be smelling like this for awhile.
Oh, and as for my brand new wallet--yeah, I hate the smell of leather anyway.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
gasoline--the new Chanel
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Oh my heck!! That was the funniest thing I have ever heard. I seriously laughed out loud. Good story, sorry about the little spill.
I'm so sorry, Allison, but thanks for making me laugh! I'm glad you had a good trip. Let's plan that get together now...are you going to be around on the 12th of April? My nephew is getting baptized that day, so we will be up that way and maybe we could get together? No big deal, I'm not even sure of my schedule that day, but I thought I would check.
you have to be the funniest writer ever. i love your posts. they always make me laugh. but then again you are funny all the time. thanks for choosing our family because we can enjoy you for eternity!!!!! love penny
You hate the smell of leather?!
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